Tarot Readings

Yours:

• I reserve the right to leave any booking early and without refund if I feel unsafe or markedly disrespected.

• Please come correct, with an open mind and spirit. Skepticism is welcome, but mean-spirited antagonism is not. It’s not worth my time or yours!

• If something we discover during our sessions causes you to make a change in your life, and you then regret that change… that’s on you, babe.

• All jagoffs will be cursed.

Mine:

• I don’t read for persons under the age of 17.

• What you say to me is private, and I hold that trust as sacred.

• I am not fortune-telling, future-reading, or guaranteeing any outcome. When you engage my services, you receive my personal opinion, artistic expression, and spiritual intuition. That is the service, that is the promise: a space to be seen and heard, a container to play, pray, and connect with the numinous.

• I require a $20 non-refundable deposit to hold your appointment, paid at the time of scheduling confirmation (venmo or zelle). This $20 goes toward your total payment, so after our reading is done, you simply venmo me an additional $35-45. Cash is great too!

• If you need to cancel or reschedule your appointment, you have until 8 hours before your appointment time to contact me via email. If I don't hear from you, the $20 stays with me, and it will be up to my discretion whether we schedule again.

• If you are more than 15 minutes late for your appointment without contacting me, I reserve the right to cancel the appointment and keep your deposit, or provide a shorter reading.

• Of course, I understand that things happen, so should anything come up, please just let me know and I can work with you.

• Group readings are subject to a $100 non-refundable deposit to hold the date on my calendar.

• From there, I will work with you on pricing dependent on day, time, size of party, and other factors. Your deposit will factor into the total cost of your reading.

• Group bookings must confirm final details via email and provide full payment three days before the event, or I will consider the event canceled and the deposit forfeit.

• Please note that depending on the length and attendance of your event, I cannot guarantee every attendee will receive a reading. 

  • Generally, readings take about 15 minutes each, and I can comfortably read for up to 4 hours. That means that about 16 people can receive a reading during a 4-hour event with me.

  • That said, if you want more people to receive a taste of tarot, we can also do one-card “card of the day”-style readings. These are a little quicker, but not by much (the nature of tarot is in-depth and personal!), so that might allow a few more people to receive a reading.

  • My presence at an event is time-capped to the exact booking time period we decide on, so please encourage your guests to use my services promptly. On the off chance that members of your group decide to wait “until later” to get a reading, it is up to my discretion whether I stay later than the end of my booking time to accommodate those guests.

• BIPOC and LGBTQIA+ folks can get a discount! If you want it, just mention it in the notes section of the form above.

• If you’re booking for a community organization, a mutual aid group, or other non-profit community-benefitting org, please let me know and I’ll be happy to work with you on group discounts, donation-based readings, or other alternate pricing models. Just LMK in the form.

• Because I too am crushed beneath the wheel of capitalism, I prefer to be compensated with $$, but I’m open to bartering, especially for:

  • Professional hair and beauty services

  • Professional massage, reiki, spa, yoga, personal training, or other body work services

  • Swaps with other tarot and astrology practitioners